Snake Eater

... Dinosaurs. Of course. This is the reason I don't go out without my weapons.


....... I wonder how they taste...

I'm going to go ahead and warn you before you go trying any "Snake" lines. I have a gun, a knife, and I know more than enough ways to kill you with them before you even know I'm there.


Now that the formalities are out of the way....

Who's in charge of the police around here? Need any third-party combat instructors?

[Voice]
Hnn... Had the weirdest dream last night... Something about monkeys... Tch. Maybe I need to take it easy on all this artificial food for a while...

Hey, Son, get yourself a knife. I'm gonna teach you how to hunt.

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[OOC: Family day curse. His cigar's replaced with a pipe.]

[Encrypted Codec call to Snake]
I've waited long enough.

I want answers. You know things you're not telling me, and I've had that happen to me one too many times in my life.

I'm not waiting anymore.
[/Codec]

Hnn... When they say there's no way out of here, it looks like they're not kidding. Guess I'm in this for the long run. Might as well put myself to use, then. I was thinking of becoming an instructor for soldiers back where I'm from, but I'm not sure how useful that'd be here.

Heh. Then again, living off the land doesn't sound bad, either.

[Accidental Voice Post]
Hnn.... The hell's going on? Some kinda freak weather? I don't remember ever hearing about any snow in Vietnam...

[The frustrated sound of a cigarette lighter trying to light in the cold, moving air. The effort seems unsuccessful from the aggravated tone of voice that follows]

Tch, just my luck. Better find a place to... Huh?

... The codec...?

[Some shuffling, before a muffled curse and a click as the device is turned off. Anyone who stumbles out into the snow may or may not notice that there's a cardboard box against the nearest wall of a building in the Square, which happens to move further away every time the onlooker's gaze is averted.]